Okay, so let me explain how to play "Corrupt A Wish". First, the poster before you will make a wish, then the next poster will corrupt it. Easy enough, eh?
Ex:
1st Poster: I wish for a piece of cake.

2nd Poster: You have your cake. Too bad it's been under my bed for a week.
I wish for world peace.....

Etc., etc. I'm sure you guys will be far more creative than me! Anyway, make sure you include
a corrupted wish and a new wish in your post. I'll start us off, yah?

I wish that I could fly.

Now, go crazy, don't swear, and have fun!

=Hiruko

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