Phrases and Lines..

Do you have any funny phrases or lines that you say either at home or school???

Some of mine include:

1. Rot in a Sac
2. Yeah, I went thar
3. I am so freaking screwed
4. I hate you
5. This is gay/retarded/wierd
6. That was so freaking stupid
7. You are serioulsy freakin me out...


List yours....

Here are my many lines (Most of them I say at school):

"Dennis is a RAPIST! RUN!"
"Oh Really???"
[INSERT RANDOM FOOD ITEM HERE] (I just yell random food items at lunch)
"Don't make me SLAP YOU!"
"Quit jabbing me!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" (I scream in friend's ear)
"I am the Hardcore Nugget Kid!" (...lol)
"....Idiot."
"He's infected, RUN!"
"There's Jason/John! Let's get him!" (Just fer fun......most of the time)
"Noooes!"
"RAWR" (Yup, I say it)
"Woohoo!"
"YOU THINK???"
"Good fer you."
"Can I have a Tater-tot?"
"Zoh Really?" (Enhanced version of Oh really)
"JACOB!!!"
"TYYLERRR!!!!"
"Get over here!"
"Meow/Woof!"

Ayup.

omg forgot me and i thought we were friends............................

1.WTF!!!!
2.uhhhhhh....huh?
3.ok???

We'll.....I say a lot of things around you. Besides, I don't have to yell yer name to get yer attention.

"Toddo!"

Lol....ROT IN A SAC!

Sometimes you do..lol

WTH? Did my post get deleted, I not post, Or this is a diff thread on the same thing?
Oh well.

My sayings.

During Volleyball: WE'RE ALL GUNNA DIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
When my friend won't shut up: I dont give a damn.
While chasing boys: RAWR!
When someone says hi: Hi.
When I have to call my friend when she is too far: Kyyyyyraaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <.<
When I'm bored: *Yawn*
When I'm really bored: ROFLles and LOLlipops!!
When its family life(e.e) time of the year again...: *Smashes head on desk during talk*


Too lazy to post more...

Another one I say:

"Goof for you/Good fer you."

omg twiz thats hysterical
(credit goes to twiz for the formatting of mine)

when my friends sister wont leave me alone:yep, uh huh,yup,mm hmm...
when jamie tells a joke:*fake laugh*(lol jk)
when im talking to ppl and they insult me:*walks away*@$$3$.....
when im happie at lunch:*jumps on bf and hugs him*HIIIII ^^
when my fat cat shows up outta nowhere when i turn around:WHOA WHERE'D U COME FROM?!?!
when my friend and i wanna go do something but her sister holds us up:*both of us*fat SOB hurry the $#&% up!
when my little brother is over and he's spazzing out:HOLY $H!T RUN FOR YOUR F**KING LIVES!


now these r just funny @$$ lines

I WILL SHLAP U
DONT MAKE ME HURT YOU!
*random poke*
MOO
QUACK!
WASSUP?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!??!
*in throat*MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*flails arms*
IMA RETARD!*does retard clap*
*robot voice*we-r-the-NARUTARDS!
(cant think of any others).....DUHHHHHHHHHHHH

these r lines or phrases id NEVER say

MATT I HATE YOU NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN*slaps*
NARUTO AND INUYASHA SUCKS!
ANIME SUCKS!
jamie i hate you for real
tats,ur anorexic
jamie and matt,u guys r bulhemic
I HATE NARUTO!*slashes headband*
I HATE INUYASHA!*burns all DVD's*
ARCHERY IS WORSE THAN MRS.CAMARA'S CLASS!*destroys bow and arrows*
ALL MY FRIENDS SUCK WORSE THAN A VAMPIRE!

ok thats all for now cuz i cant think of anything else

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I seriouslly got this off of Google

some of mine are:
What is up home boi (exagerated gangesterness)
YOUR FACE
mnee
WHAT THE CRAP
oh my gowd
dude that was so del-collio
(says random food) corn
DOOOOOOOOOOD
yesh
(insert name) isa dooshbage *laughs* but no really..yuo are,NAW MAN I'M JUST MESSIN WITH YAH
TEEHEE (lound and some what retarded sounding)
I hope you die ina fire...IN A FIRE
*rasberry*
What....do...you....WANT FROM ME!!!!
*poke*
HAHA,I LAUGH AT YOU ARE YOUR MISFORTUNE

YOU GO TO HECK,YOU GO TO HECK AND YOU DIE!(mr garrison from south park)
HEEHEE!(michael jackson)
SHIMOWNA!(michael jackson)
dude(dude i seriously say dude alot ok dude?)
DW!(dirty.....u kno)
FW!(fat.....u kno)
I CANT DO IT!(irish/scottish accent)
[INSERT RANDOM LINE!](irish accent)
RANDOM GENERIC INSULT!
PROSHTITIUTE!
SLOOT
BETCH!
biznitches(i say that when THEY'RE NOT LOOKING!)<.< i have problems......
[friend says something]go say that to someone who gives a BLEEP
UMM'KAY?!?!?!?
umm'kay
BLEEP her/him/them/all to heck
I WILL DESTROY/KILL/SLAUGHTER/MOIDER/MOIDA YOU!

I HAVE
WIZARD SWEARS!
these r mine
dont copy them
I OWN THEM

cauldron bubble
son of a banchee
swish and flicker
voldemorts nipple
dragon boggies
jiggery pokery
blastanded skank
haggrids buttkrack
leperchaun taint
unicorn turds
muggle *** troll ***
dobbys sock
Floppy wanded dementor buggerer!
your mother is a *** lorem ipsum *** agmitum venulum *** dragula **** hippopotamus *** republican *** in daniel radcliffe *** with a bucket of *** in a castle far away where no one can hear you *** soup *** with a bucket of *** mickey mouse *** stick of dynamite *** magical *** alakazam!

with one thousand dollars, you can buy a brand new car, but if you dont have enough money for that you'll go "ga wah" and then stop by dinkleburgh's

im a fishie, it doesnt phase me

the turkey is in, the cat is go, red vulture, red vulture

oh...my...ba-gawd( I BEAT U TO IT TASHA ITS MINE )

*format still here from twiz's one*

when my friend comes up and randomly flicks me off:*flicks off back*I GOT ONE 2
when anyone talks about matt:T-T STFU I HAVE PAINFUL MEMORIES GAWD!*goes to therapy*lol


i dont gots ne othrz rite now

*when a friend does something unexpected or appers unexpetedly* O.O *incoherent studdering and pointing finger*


dats all fo now

ok
this one,is my absolute best

still using twiz's format

when me and my friends r in a totally inappropriate place to yell/scream/loudly say/holler/etc. this: WHOPPER! WHOPPER NO ONION!

yeah,i got it first!

i will readomly say this one, sometimes loudly sometimes not

Kyudamesh (k-eye-u-da-mesh)

STILL using twiz's old format

at any random time at all:*look around*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
when something crawls by or my friend is doing something wrong: HAY! NIO! NIOOOO!STIOP IT!NIO!
mark:*tackle hugs*HAY
mark2:ily
mark3:UR CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
in mind almost all the time these days which shows physically:*music=>humming,body movements(lol)*
also in my mind quite alot these days:*piccie of mark*
almost every minute of every day:IM BORD SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT AHHHHH!
to everyone"*betchslaps*betch


i cant make another post so ill add to this one!!!!
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

im not saying it again...:

when i think of something weird from a comment my friend said:*slaps self*WHOOOOOOOOA!*high frequence voice*
when im stalking:REINIE STALKIE POWAZ ACTIVATED!!*smacks fists together*

ehh i cant remember alot 2nite*(dont ask meh y)so ill finish lata

SOMEONE ELSE BESIDES ME POST HERE GAWD! D:<

I'm gonna dive into this lake FULL of crocodiles,JUST TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS!*makes retarded diving sound*

I'm gonna stick my head in this beehive,take a look around*makes retarded shoving and pulling sound*GORGEOUS!

Follow me as a bitchslap this baboon!*slap slap-monkey sound-slap slap-monkey sound*GORGEOUS!

I'm gonna put my BA-COCK in this horse's mouth...and hit im' with a lead poipe(yes said like that)*smack smack-whinny-smack smack-whinny*GOOOOOOOOOORGEOUS!