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PostSubject: 22 things to do at Walmart :)   May 10th 2008, 5:54 pm

1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17.If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.

18.Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."

19.Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"

20.Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"

21 was made up by Priestess_Kikyo:
Run down all the aisles pretending to ride a horse and scream THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING!
22 was made up by Angelo_inferno:
Sit in a shopping cart and push yourself around with a broom.
(Add-on by me:
Yell random things as you do it)
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Do not blame me if you actually do this at Walmart and get kicked out. :3

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PostSubject: Re: 22 things to do at Walmart :)   May 10th 2008, 6:18 pm

I've seen some of those on FunnyJunk.com

It's from a thing called "Banned from K-Mart".......here it is:
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PostSubject: Re: 22 things to do at Walmart :)   May 10th 2008, 6:36 pm

Lol.. I stole 'em from someone off GaiaOnline..

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PostSubject: Re: 22 things to do at Walmart :)   May 10th 2008, 10:15 pm

Lol...THOSE ARE WICKED FUNNY!!!

I am definitly going to try some of those...Thanks Twiz...

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PostSubject: Re: 22 things to do at Walmart :)   May 10th 2008, 11:40 pm

im gunna do most of them in SAMS CLUB!
MY SOCIAL STUDIES TEACHER WORKS THERE!
XDDD I CANT WAIT!
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PostSubject: Re: 22 things to do at Walmart :)   May 10th 2008, 11:57 pm

Heheh.. I know, Hilarious hey? And Rein ill laugh if you do the condoms one LOL

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PostSubject: Re: 22 things to do at Walmart :)   May 11th 2008, 12:05 am

lol i will try that one i promise XD
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PostSubject: Re: 22 things to do at Walmart :)   May 12th 2008, 8:40 pm

*Jaw drops* Be sure to put 'em in older peoples carts :]

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PostSubject: Re: 22 things to do at Walmart :)   May 12th 2008, 8:50 pm

lol,i'm gona try the toilet paper one XD

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PostSubject: Re: 22 things to do at Walmart :)   May 12th 2008, 8:58 pm

15? That one's hilarious.. People will think you are oddly retarded when you come out, Though.

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PostSubject: Re: 22 things to do at Walmart :)   May 13th 2008, 8:05 am

OMG I GOT ANOTHER ONE

ok

22.take a little gun like the little kids have that'll shoot something and shoot someone in any body part without being seen(or seen if u want lol idrc)and yell at them YOU'VE JUST BEEN body-partCAPITATED B****!
if you're wondering about this ^,ill explain

u kno when ur head gets chopped off its decapitated?

well if ur knee gets shot,its kneecpitated

if its ur elbow,its elcapitated

and so on and so on

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PostSubject: Re: 22 things to do at Walmart :)   May 13th 2008, 4:36 pm

Twiz, yours are wicked funny, im gonna try some, and ill post wat happens

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PostSubject: Re: 22 things to do at Walmart :)   May 13th 2008, 8:04 pm

Rein, PM me about how you want me to have that exactly on there.. The way you put it is.. Creepy lol.
And thanks Tasha.

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PostSubject: Re: 22 things to do at Walmart :)   May 13th 2008, 8:24 pm

im not in a death note =]..... if you go around in a shopping cart(sitting in it) get a broom and push yourself...ive done it before

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PostSubject: Re: 22 things to do at Walmart :)   May 13th 2008, 10:26 pm

It's username tags.. everyone is in my death note ^-^
and that ones funny ill put it up rofl

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PostSubject: Re: 22 things to do at Walmart :)   May 14th 2008, 10:29 pm

lol go angelo

ok
i will and tasha
u and me gotta do some together
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PostSubject: Re: 22 things to do at Walmart :)   May 15th 2008, 11:34 am

I have a feeling this will get to be a lot of things to do at Wal-Mart xD

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