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PostSubject: Not my story...chain mail. Why did the chicken cross the road?   July 25th 2008, 8:40 pm

This is an email I received. It is more on an adult level, so I'll tell you who each person is.


> BARACK OBAMA: (candidate for 08 president, Democrat, moto "change")
> The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The
> chicken wanted CHANGE!
>
> JOHN MC CAIN: (candidate for the 08 president, Republican)
> My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need
> to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other
> side of the road.
>
> HILLARY CLINTON: (candidate for 08 president, Democrat, moto "Experience as First Lady and as senator"
> When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross
> the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right
> from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it
> deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
>
> DR. PHIL: (phsycologist, has own TV show, Dr. Phil)
> The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must
> first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes
> after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is
> help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT'
> problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
>
> OPRAH: (talk-show host of Oprah, very famous, known for being kind and understanding)
> Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
> wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn
> from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to
> give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and
> not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
>
> GEORGE W. BUSH: (current president, to most, is obsessed with the Iraq war)
> We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
> know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is
> either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
>
> COLIN POWELL: (news reporter with own TV show)
> Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
> of the chicken crossing the road...
>
> ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: (famous News Reporter, has own TV show, Anderson Cooper 360)
> We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
> allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
>
> JOHN KERRY: (ran for president)
> Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
> It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
> intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
>
> NANCY GRACE: (in-depth news reporter, has on TV show, Nancy Grace)
> That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his
> eyes and the way he walks.
>
> PAT BUCHANAN: (famous writer)
> To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
>
> MARTHA STEWART: (Designer, got arrest for behind-the-back deals, has own TV show, Martha Stewart)
> No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
> standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
> dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
> information.
>
> DR. SEUSS: (How do you not know Dr. Suess? Creator of The Cat in the Hat, little children book writer)
> Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
> chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
>
> ERNEST HEMINGWAY: (author, famous writer)
> To die in the rain. Alone.
>
> GRANDPA:
> In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
> us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
>
> BARBARA WALTERS: (news reporter, on The View)
> Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
> chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
> experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
> life long dream of crossing the road.
>
> ARISTOTLE: (philosopher, tells about nature)
> It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
>
> JOHN LENNON: (In the band, Beatles, hippie [LOL])
> Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
>
> BILL GATES: (one of the richest people in the world, billionare, creator of Apple and Mac computers, and Microsoft)
> I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but
> will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check
> book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new
> platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .........
> reboot.
>
> ALBERT EINSTEIN: (smartest person in the history of the world, scientist, inventor, has many different ideas)
> Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
> chicken?
>
> BILL CLINTON: (Hillary Clinton's husband...this is too hard to explain. You get this or you don't....LOL!)
> I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
> chicken?
>
> AL GORE: (Ran for president, very smart man)
> I invented the chicken!
>
> COLONEL SANDERS: (shot allies in a war)
> Did I miss one?
>
> DICK CHENEY: (Vice President, accidentally shot someone while hunting)
> Where's my gun?

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PostSubject: Re: Not my story...chain mail. Why did the chicken cross the road?   July 26th 2008, 3:07 am

umm nice story zebra i guess

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PostSubject: Re: Not my story...chain mail. Why did the chicken cross the road?   July 26th 2008, 4:05 am

Lol.. The people that aren't rly known to outside America and writers and stuff I needed that description xD

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PostSubject: Re: Not my story...chain mail. Why did the chicken cross the road?   July 26th 2008, 6:22 am

lol why did u need the description again???

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PostSubject: Re: Not my story...chain mail. Why did the chicken cross the road?   July 26th 2008, 11:45 am

Canadian I guess? IDK? Ask her...

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PostSubject: Re: Not my story...chain mail. Why did the chicken cross the road?   July 26th 2008, 1:24 pm

that was hysterical
love it
dont really get how its chain mail but ok lmao
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PostSubject: Re: Not my story...chain mail. Why did the chicken cross the road?   July 26th 2008, 3:25 pm

zebra123456 wrote:
Canadian I guess? IDK? Ask her...
Yeah.. No laughing xD

No laughing at teh retard <.<

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PostSubject: Re: Not my story...chain mail. Why did the chicken cross the road?   July 26th 2008, 4:31 pm

-totally laughes at teh retard- <_<

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PostSubject: Re: Not my story...chain mail. Why did the chicken cross the road?   July 26th 2008, 6:18 pm

*Laughs right back* <.<

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PostSubject: Re: Not my story...chain mail. Why did the chicken cross the road?   July 27th 2008, 2:56 am

why were u laughing though???

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PostSubject: Re: Not my story...chain mail. Why did the chicken cross the road?   July 27th 2008, 1:25 pm

Umm I liked the story...though I didnt understand it very well..I only read parts of it because I have to read other posts. I will read the full thing probably later tonight, but it seems funny.

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PostSubject: Re: Not my story...chain mail. Why did the chicken cross the road?   July 27th 2008, 1:53 pm

it is i liked dick chaney's i cracked up so hard on that one
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