*Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer*

becasue your frustrated
why did jamie make this forum?

because he was bored, and he is supa smart

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

because who ever named the orange was sleepy and didn't feel like thinking when they named it
if the earth wasn't called earth what would it be called?

Tasha Land

What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

a darker shade of blue
what color do you turn when being choked after blue?

bright yellow

Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

becasue all the good cereal names were taken at the time
why do they call fiber fiber when it has no threads?

because the threads are imaginary

Why are Softballs hard?

becasue if they were soft they wouldn't go any were
why do they call it baseball when the ball never touches the base?

because the baseballs are supposed to hit the bases, tehy just never do, so no one ever plays the game correctly

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.

why is bologna round and cheese square?

becasue thats the way god wanted it to be
why are we asking these quesions?

because you two r in a competition and i wanna rub ur faces in the fact that i will always beat you ^_^

why will i always beat you?

you wont

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

becasue the government is werid like that
why is it "humane" to kill dogs with Co2 but its not "human" to just shot them? (i'm talking about when they kill the animals at the pound,i'm pretty sure some pounds use Co2)

because life doesnt make sense anymore
i dont think it ever did

why is it that whenever its winter,we always complain about wanting to get warm and when it DOES get warm,we want it cool or cold?

because everyone needs to complain about something

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

because then the show would suck lol
why is it that fatty foods taste good but good food tastes uhh
not as good?

becasue the doctors and dentists made it that way a loooooong time ago
why is there dark chocolate,milk chocolate,and white chocolate but theres no light chocolate

because no one was that smart to create it

why did people make AIDs?

because they felt like they needed something like that

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

so no one steals someone's pension
Why is it that people really like paddle ball but they always suck at it?

because its a mind teaser o.O

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting back in the water?

No, because if they aren't in the water for 15 minutes, they'll explode.

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