*Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer*

nothing happens at all.

How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?

they put it in a gun and shoot it into the ground

which came first,the sky or the blue?

Nice question Tasha!!! I like that....

I think the blue, because without the color there will be no sky..

How do they get a wet paint sign on something if they have to touch the wet paint???

they dont stick it on the paint, they stick it on a stand before the paint

Why do people tell you when they are speechless?

bcuz they kno u want them to stfu lol
why is it that ppl call ppl who cant sing tone deaf yet they dont call ppl who cant read word-blind or something?

becasue they like to make fun of people and make sence doing it
why is a dime worth more than a penny and yet it is smaller?

Because of how copper over powers Silver....


If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?"

no becasue there is no cake
if a hobo came up to you and said "sniff my foot" and hobbled away really fast,what would you do?

I would take an axe and throw it at him...

Why are raisins called raisins if they are only dried grapes? Why not just call them dried grapes?

becasue rasin is more fun to say
if people think rotten fruit is nasty then why do they drink wine?

Because they like feeling important and getting drunk...

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

no,they don't clean themselves at all
if you had an un-known twin what would you do?

id go and kill the mf for stealing my identity......or steal theirs if it was better
why does copper overpower silver when silver is worth more?(least i think it is O_O)

becasue silver is too fragile
if you were falling for 5 hrs what would you do?

enjoy it for the first 4 hours, then think, "oh crap, im eventually gonna hit the pavement and die"

Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

because there's a slow child in the vicinity
why are rappers usually considered rly bad ppl?

because they're gangsters, and you know what that means


Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip?

Nah, Phillip stole it from Jorge.

Will there ever be an end to the Mario Seires? (Not that it's a bad thing)

nah, they'll keep it goin forever and ever and ever

Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?

bcuz ppl know theres always that one kid who wants 2 without a bun
TASHA!
why is it that gangsters r always bad?

you know what, i really have no clue

thats one of the 7 wonders of the world, it has to be

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

yeah bcuz then they'd flip out about breaking character
why do u have no clue tasha?

kk
why is it that family guy is so funny?

Because it was made in Rhode Island and Rhode Island is funny...

Was Ramen noodles made by the show called Everbody Loves Ramen?