*Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer*

Because light didn't feel like hanging around.

And now! For the almost impossible question!!!!

Which came first: The chicken or the egg?

The Egg because the chicken came before the chicken was hatched!

Why am I so brilliant?

Because logic doesn't exist in yer world.

What is logic?

The oposite of unlogic

What is the opposite of unlogic?

Dal, did I get the question right about the chicken and the egg?

Unlogic is the opposite of ununlogic.

WTF is ununlogic?

(Jamie....I don't even know what you said)

what everyone else but jamie has
wtf do certain guys see in me?
( honestly,im not pretty,im funny and thats about it lol )
( HELP ME HERE I REALLY DONT KNOW!!!!! DX )

Lol...Thats what YOU think you are...Other guys think of you differently...

Like me for instance...Yuo already know so I aint gunna say it...

right but WTF IS IT!??!?!
I REALLY DONT KNOW!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHH
*goes insane*

Ok...nvm, tell ya later.

Lets get back on topic:

How come bananas are yellow?

the pigmint...oh wait stupid anwser.......becasue monkeys like the color yellow
why does ham taste so good?

Because it is SOOO yummy and cooked very well, or because someone put poison in it to make it taste good....

How come Popeye gets strong by eating spinich?

becasue hes awsomes like that
why did the chiken cross the road?

He say a beautiful female chicken so when he crossed the street, he didnt make it because he got ran over...

Why did the female chicken cross the road?

to see if the dude chiken was ok...but she got killed too
where do people go if they have no where to left go ?

they go to the right... not to the left....
What is the meaning of life(not sure if I asked this yet)

to live it
if a computer wasn't called a computer wht would it be called?

Life
If you were to see a chicken on maple street and he got ate by a plant then what time is it?

time to go
if i were to show up at your house right now,what would you do?

id b like
KYUUBI!
YAY I FINALLY GET TA MEET U!
what would ya'll do if i died?

Sing "Celebrate good times, come on!"

What would ya'll do to stop someine from falling in love with you?

tell them i don't like them
if you could have one wish what would it be, and please PM this to me

ok, someone pm their answer to him

Q: Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

yah,animals crackers aren't meat
why would a buffalo be in newyork?

bcuz it wants to go to a buffet
y is my SS teacher evil enough to make me sing even tho i suck wicked bad?
lol

Because they can't and what lessons from "the best" LOL!

Why is the candy bar made of glass?